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[26 Sep 2008|03:54pm] |
Forget Vancouver. I move to Toronto ASAP, close to dive bars extraordinnaire and a great organic grocer.
See ya, Winnipeg.
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[01 Sep 2008|01:24pm] |
This week I found out I was accepted into the Pacific Institute of Culinary Arts.
Now I just have to wait to find out if I move to Vancouver next week, or for January. I am hoping for next week, to be perfectly honest.
I also got kicked off funk boat before it even left the dock. Its a long story.
I hope you are all well.
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[25 Feb 2008|11:25pm] |
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Update since November 28/07:
-I did not go to brooklyn with Buckshot.
-I had a 32 year old boyfriend.
-I moved out into a lovely little blue house in River Heights.
-I spent $800 on bookshelves from EQ3 to house my beautiful collection of coffee table books.
-I still love Law & Order.
-I discovered brie cheese, and how cheap it is to buy garlic to roast to eat with said brie.
-I slept with an ex.
-Consequently, I broke up with the most current one.
-I'm going to Toronto with Maddy in march, who is also now single, & we are going to paint the town red.
Thanks for providing the gin last friday, Heather! Glad to see you survived another year.
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[28 Nov 2007|01:49am] |
"oh man baby you so sweet look i love ur vibes as well thats all the stuff i was saying in the car and know we can really relate thats why my first back or wen you two get a weakend free im a fly you guys out and stay with me ok we will have a blast thank you canada is cool bt if you two was here it would be awsome i mean hotttttttt bt we will connect and enjoy our energy muahhhhhhh you take a kiss"
yeah. we got alot in common. you're a beautiful, thirty-something black underground hip-hop star. i'm an eighteen year old girl who bakes cupcakes and watches law & order at home by myself.
see you in brooklyn, buckshot.
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[08 Nov 2007|11:09pm] |
nothing new, obviously facebook is the new livejournal. i've been dating alot less men this month, mostly because i've been seeing alot of the same one. it must be becoming something because he bought new pillows matching sheets and pillowcovers.
unfortunately, i don't really think i'm the monogomous kind.
on a brighter note, i'm getting my cunt pierced tomorrow & going to a rap show. see you there!
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[04 Sep 2007|01:46am] |
note to self (and others)
never try to brand yourself, or others, after ingesting a six of heineken and a bottle of champagne. instead of a peace sign, it will turn out to be a lumpy, sore, hard, circle that you will learn to live and laugh at for the rest of your life. what i dont understand, is how after branding himself with my peace sign ring given to me by leroy young, tom's turned out PERFECT and mine turned out to be a lumpy clumpy mutated piece of coal protruding frm my thigh.
lauren aka lumpy piece extraoridinairieee
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i am doing the ultimate in civilized things tonight by going to a friend's cabin with her boyfriend and his best friend who happens to be my exboyfriend and his girlfriend. let's hope the truth doesn't come out in what i expect to be a night of debaucherous drinking games.
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[19 Aug 2007|11:20am] |
i give up and i'm going to live with mona lynne and sam- they're crazy but at least in a good way! a great way, in fact.
i'm not sure in what world this works out. i tell my father before i leave for kelowna that i'm leaving a set of keys for my best friend so she can water the plants. she never got the keys because i forgot to tell her to come when my cleaning lady was here. i talk to her tuesday, wednesday, thursday in front of my father from her house.. the call display she called from says from her house. friday morning, i accidently leave a message on my machine instead of maddy's telling her that i'll see her today i'm on my way from kelowna and my father gets the idea that maddy was LIVING here for the entire week.
and now my parents 'cannot trust me' and i'm doomed to never be allowed to stay alone in this house forever.
fuck you
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[05 Aug 2007|09:05pm] |
heather's a young black bird & that's why i like 'er.
and on another note, for fuck's sake, call me alreaddddyyyyyyyy, i need another lusty night of passion before i leave for kelowna, bc!
i've been staying home alot lately and sleeping, i'm really not quite sure what is wrong with me.
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[31 Jul 2007|12:46pm] |
today i am going camping with maddy in gimli for a couple days, until we feel like coming back, i'm going to a friend's cabin in westhawk for part of the weekend which is great. i sense good things about this week. here are two pictures from grad just so you can see how good my dress is and how lovely my dates and i are!
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[29 Jul 2007|06:34pm] |
today i was so hungover at work it was disgusting, but i took an hour long nap on my 'break' which actually was only a half hour, if that, and then worked at frock star for awhile except by 'worked' i mean kept sleeping in the back because it's so fucking hot out no one wants to leave their air conditioned homes. last night i was puked on and it was disgusting, but on the bright side, a girl at out of the blue told me today that she likes my teeth.
there was no physical way i could ride my bike home for a half hour today in 38 degree heat, except i had to and it was painful. having such a nice bike has it's drawbacks like people honk alot especially when you're wearing a sundress, it distracts me and sometimes i nearly fall over.
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[22 Jul 2007|10:44pm] |
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i cannot get my lusty last night out of my head, that and my desire for a canadian falafel from the falafel place! two very, very good things!
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[11 Jul 2007|01:00am] |
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nothing pisses me off more than the following two things
1) the albert being sold to an asshole who wants to turn it into a boutique hotel/condominium complex. i
2) dan's new girlfriend with the dumbest tattoo i have ever seen has attempted to add me as her facebook friend. who gets a tattoo of a set of LIPS on their ribcage? also she's got the dumbest interests in the world and looking at her myspace with her photo slideshow and sparkly icons and bullshit used to make me physically ill when i looked at it way back when. not only is facebook taking over the world, but i'm pretty sure she only added me so i would look at all the pictures she just put up of her & dan at some party that looks ultimately lame. She really makes me feel ill- hell, I'm completely over Dan I just wish that this bitch wouldn't pretend we're friends when in fact we ARE NOT.
the combination of these two things plus the mono/strep test i had today has made me the crankiest person in the entire world today. for fuck's sake!
come back, folk fest. fuck.
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[27 Jun 2007|05:09pm] |
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words can fully not describe how beautiful of a grad-pair tom groening & i were last night, especially with my date #2 brianna. and i cannot talk about how good of an idea going to girl talk was instead of going to safe grad. i have never been that sweaty in my entire life, i swear, or more beer soaked or groped. satchel paige & i kissed again, this is getting really ridiculous, do you think he has to remove his legs when he goes to bed? i accidently felt one of his prosthetics last night & freaked out.
i spent the latter part of the evening drinking bottle upon bottle of champage and wine with tom, stefan braun who is back back back from asia, grace, brianna, jason, moe, russ, zach janzen, jesse g at an excellent girl talk after party at my house. i shared a bed with tom, grace, and stefan sometime around six fifteen this morning, and then we went to the nook for breakfast and i napped in a hammock with brianna.
really, last night seriously sums up what i expect my summer to be like and what i really know it will be like. my third jazz fest event this week was fucking sweet, esp break bread crew ft dj weezilllllll, fuck yahh.
folk fest is the soonest. can't talk about that either.
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[24 Jun 2007|09:02pm] |
last night at cadence weapon, jazz fest @ the pyramid style, i was macked on by a tall, black, rapper who i later on found out has a prosthetic leg.
my life gets better & better every minute.
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[22 Jun 2007|09:26pm] |
things i conceivably need for folk fest:
-to get my tent fixed!!!!
-sundresses
-make bonnaroo sheets with mm & brianna collis
-buy two more tarps & take evan folk fest shopping
-buy new lantern
-buy inflatable couch & also find battery operated lamp and something to act as a coffee table
-pass high school, conceivably
-craft supplies
-work canada day festival, time and a half, make mad dough for large number of boxes of wine
-more sundresses, always more sundresses
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[21 Jun 2007|08:42pm] |
boredom city!
1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
ya, often. it happens. i carry changes of clothes with me constantly.
2. Who was your last received call?
jeremy clemens-mireau.
3. What's your relationship status?
wild and forest-like.
4. What's one thing you will not eat?
seafood, ketchup, tomato soup, kraft dinner, etc etc etc.
5. What color is your underwear?
the kind that doesn't exist mostly.
6. When is the last time you went out of state?
this week i was in tenessee, kentucky, iowa, nebraska, missouri, illinois, south dakota, north dakota...
7. What's something you MUST do before you die?
more bonnaroo, more festivals, more love, more forest walks, more friends and family, more travelling, folk fest babies.
8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
nooooooooooooo
10. Can you hula hoop?
hardly
11. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes, to get to my roof to drink and paint.
14. Was today better than yesterday?
yesterday was spent in a car so yes.
15. Is anyone getting on your nerves?
yes.
16. Do you talk to yourself?
yes, especially on mid-mushroom forest walks!
17. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
mmm yessssss, bonnaroo tent-lovin'. mmm.
18. Do you collect anything?
teacups, empty goldschlager bottles, cigarette packs from around the world, wine bottles, dresses.
19. Ever waxed your eyebrows?
ugh, like twice and they were both horrible experiances.
20. Earrings or necklaces?
earrings of the large and jeweled variety.
21. Are you mad at anybody?
yes vaguely.
22. What is your favorite color?
yellah, green, purple.
23. What are you doing?
listening to gogol bordello, reminiscing re: you know what, dreaming about my dreamboat, contemplating plucking my brows
24. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
never
25. What are you doing tonight?
drinking wine at katie kidder's house in the company of dick bars, tom groening, etc.
26. What time is it?
approx nine pm.
27. Are you loud?
post a half bottle of gold, always.
28. What are you looking forward to?
folk fest folk fest folk fest.
29. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
never, i abhor it.
30. Have you ever watched a little kids show?
yes?
31. What does your last outbox text say?
"folk fest babies"
32. What's your zodiac sign?
aries
33. Are you wearing socks?
noo
37. What's your favorite smell?
hash patchouli freshly grown grass camel number nine cigarettes
38. Have you ever been on a rollercoaster?
yes yes yes
39. Do you care what others think about you?
yes
40. What do you do all the time in a car?
smoke, drive, think about how i hate driving, listen to music
41. Do you trust people easily?
yes
Ten Facts
1. Hometown: dublya-dot
2. Hair Color: wild
3. Height: 5'2 ish
4. Hair style: see hair colour, dreadlocks.. wild.
5. Eye color: blue
6. Birthday: april sixteenth.
7. Mood: exhausted
8. Crush's name: pascale forest-axford, ahahahahaha.
9. Available: wildly unavailable.
10. Lefty/righty: righty
Ten Have You Evers
1. Been caught sneaking out?: more so sneaking in.
3. Done something you regret?: eh
4. Bungee jumped?: no
5. Been on a house boat?: yessss our driver had plumber butt.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?: no, i saw the movie though.
7. Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?: mmm yesssss so badly
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?: yessss so badly
9. Cried because you lost a pet?: yesssss
10. Wanted to disappear?:yesss so badly, not recently though
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[21 Jun 2007|08:22pm] |
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i miss bonnaroo. come back bonnaroo, or come sooner folk fest!
why am i smoking like that?! who cares, i'm at bonnaroo!
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[21 Jun 2007|05:43am] |
you know it's love when someone offers to pick off your ticks for you, either that or just a crazy acid trip!
i survived bonnaroo sucessfully, for the most part, it was glorious & wonderful and simply just fabulous. pictures & stories to come soon.
mostly it was just wild & we ran into some trouble sunday night and there-on aka why i'm home today, friday, and not wednesday morning as planned.
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